Alex Jones

A being of pure chaos and fear, he leads his cult of humans against the globalists and aliens. As such, he's sworn to kill Jibby at any cost, including at the cost of his own life. His male enhancement supplements provides him with superhuman strength and dexterity, besting almost all opponents who face him.

Origin
Originally from Dallas, Texas, he was an ordinary person until he had a vision from Shia LeBeouf. LeBeouf led him to the formula to create his male enhancement supplements and told him of the globalist plot, along with thousands of suppressed secrets.

Activities
After that day, he founded InfoWars and declared a war on whoever he saw as an enemy of the human race. After gaining a large following, he now leads them and conducts raids on many characters in the JJCU. While his motivations seem point to a want to help the human race, his efforts eventually let the the ORGANIZATION to be formed. Most notably, he created a space-time ripple and shattered the continuity of the universe, which was somehow subverted. A common theory is that order to fix this, Jibble travelled back into the past to fix the paradox.